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Willie's Quote of the Week

"A 15-foot snake???? Snakes don't have feet."

"Mom, I love you, but you're killing me!"

"If Uncle James is a bone doctor, does he fix dinosaur bones? Then he should just be a paleontologist!"

"James, what is psychology? Dad, it's when you trick someone. Like when grandpa said to Gia, it's fun to go to bed."

"I have a sore throat, you have a bad cough, Hunter has stitches. What is this world coming to?"

"Mom, what do I need to eat to be a Yankee? Lots of protein James. OK mom, I'll have egg whites then."

"Is this the appetizer before the meal? Yes, James. Well, it's pretty good."

"Of course I want a drink, Ma. I'll have a Shirley Template."

"Mom, you left the lights on in my room. I thought someone broke in so I hided my coloring books."

"I don't know how to play Zingo. Well then read the extructions dad."

"What is Kani again? Dad, it is something they have at this restaurant to eat."

"Sorry to beat you in trouble dad. This is the day when your dreams don’t come true."

Gianese Translator

Ninny-go = Pacifier

Bubbie = Blanket

Pop pop = Grandpa
Hutta = Hunter

Blanca = Bianca

Bubba = Bella
No way; Never = No
Bad you = Don't yell at me
Ah mon you = I want you
Mossa = Monster
Ah pay ya fa = Can I play with your phone?
Ah sa da see = I am so thirtsy
Macatoni = Macaroni
Dupe dupe you = ?